Story: Revulsion and Terror in Dallas, TX (Part 1)

   Here I made a four part spoof of 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas' I made it for a Creative Writing reading over at a specially made Retro-Theater named "The Kessler". Let me know what you think in the end.

    •    My name is Rauz Dutch, Father of Gonzo Journalism. Nanoo-Nanoo.
    •    Recently I have been invited through fax machine notice and inter-mail to a city just east of west capital Fort-Worth, within North Texas, in a facility entitled BTWHS.
    •    My contact is visual man by the alias "T-Man", who has directed this meeting through a paper full of strange names and writings that I will never remember knew or otherwise, but touched at the same time at the thought.
    •    God Bless them, and Help Them.
    •    I was looking forward to meeting a man who gives himself such an odd identity.
    •    As well as a community with equally strange names and footnotes.
    •    The tell me that I'm supposed to meet this "Mr. T" at the Gate.
    •    When you get there turn south, and you will come across two guards in deep navy blue monkey suits and walkie talkies.
    •    The strange beings will then search your any harmful devices and substances , and coming out clean will grant you safe passage on the other-side.
    •    To play it safe so they can't find them anywhere on me, I have prepared for myself a Rolling Stoner Brownie for consumption of an earlier time.
    •    But when I get there, everything will go wrong.
    •    For those not in the know, a Rolling Stoner Brownie is like any other brownie, exempt it contains an assortment of Grass, Mescaline, high powered blottered acid, cocaine, andrenochrome, light budweiser, many other kinds of uppers downers, screamers, laughers and five other narcotics that would leave the mind recoiling in horror for many hours to come.
    •    I had no idea what to expect in mistake, but luckily, I came heavily armed.
    •    Let us hope that they will be ready.